in kensington gardens

December 7, 2011 at 1:12am
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Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps
animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHY CAN’T YOU WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE? SERIOUSLY. IT’S RIDICULOUS.
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
MAYBE YOU HAVE AN INNER EAR DISORDER.
MAYBE I HAVE A SUPER SENSITIVE INNER EAR AND I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING. FOR ME. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.
ARE YOU RETARDED?
YES. FOR YOU.
PLEASE WALK STRAIGHT.
NEVER.

this is straight up me and my sister 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHY CAN’T YOU WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE? SERIOUSLY. IT’S RIDICULOUS.

MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

MAYBE YOU HAVE AN INNER EAR DISORDER.

MAYBE I HAVE A SUPER SENSITIVE INNER EAR AND I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING. FOR ME. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.

ARE YOU RETARDED?

YES. FOR YOU.

PLEASE WALK STRAIGHT.

NEVER.

this is straight up me and my sister 

December 5, 2011 at 7:15pm
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I COMPLETELY AGREE-…

Only his voice is so annoying, I don’t want to agree

November 30, 2011 at 9:24pm
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Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps
animalstalkinginallcaps:

“EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL TO SOMEONE”? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? THEN EVERYONE IS UGLY TO SOMEONE TOO, SO YOUR SUGARY BROMIDE IS ESSENTIALLY MEANINGLESS!
‘I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL’ IS SOMEONE’S FAVORITE BOOK. LET’S JUST SCRAP SHAKESPEARE AND START TEACHING TUCKER MAX IN HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH!
I’M ALL FOR POSITIVE SELF IMAGE BUT LET’S GET SERIOUS! EVERYONE CANNOT BE BEAUTIFUL. THAT’S WHY WE MADE THE WORD BEAUTIFUL. HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR ME AS A SELF-AWARE ADULT NOT TO SPEW HALLMARK SLOGANS AT ME LIKE I’VE NEVER SEEN A MIRROR! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

haha since all i ever seem to reblog are these, here we go. this one reminds me of you aylin :)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

“EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL TO SOMEONE”? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? THEN EVERYONE IS UGLY TO SOMEONE TOO, SO YOUR SUGARY BROMIDE IS ESSENTIALLY MEANINGLESS!

‘I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL’ IS SOMEONE’S FAVORITE BOOK. LET’S JUST SCRAP SHAKESPEARE AND START TEACHING TUCKER MAX IN HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH!

I’M ALL FOR POSITIVE SELF IMAGE BUT LET’S GET SERIOUS! EVERYONE CANNOT BE BEAUTIFUL. THAT’S WHY WE MADE THE WORD BEAUTIFUL. HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT FOR ME AS A SELF-AWARE ADULT NOT TO SPEW HALLMARK SLOGANS AT ME LIKE I’VE NEVER SEEN A MIRROR! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

haha since all i ever seem to reblog are these, here we go. this one reminds me of you aylin :)

November 19, 2011 at 4:30pm
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Reblogged from foodfoodfoodforyou
Oh, my.

Oh, my.

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November 17, 2011 at 4:29pm
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Reblogged from fattiesdelight
fattiesdelight:

Pear and Ginger Cake

fattiesdelight:

Pear and Ginger Cake

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November 9, 2011 at 6:16pm
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Reblogged from f-word
mmm

mmm

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October 30, 2011 at 9:19pm
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Reblogged from ianbrooks

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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9:18pm
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Reblogged from yourpetmeowmeow
hahaha

hahaha

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October 29, 2011 at 1:09pm
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Reblogged from gastrogirl
gastrogirl:

pumpkin risotto with mushrooms.

gastrogirl:

pumpkin risotto with mushrooms.

October 26, 2011 at 9:20pm
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Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps
animalstalkinginallcaps:

DON’T WORRY, TREE.
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BOO.

If I were an animal

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DON’T WORRY, TREE.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BOO.

If I were an animal